fake geek girl
A man stands in the town square telling interesting lies. A traveler passes through the town, and upon hearing the lies, begins to correct him by shouting boring truths. The townspeople silence the traveler.
what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises
it becomes daytrogen
I’m going to bed.
don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen
Oscars Bitch - Imgur
Usually this joke is boring but this was funny.
*orders 420 donuts* aha glaze it lmao
why do americans get so shocked that there is a schooling system different to theirs
Because we get so excited over the idea that education could actually be better and fun and not make us fall into debt
In death, I will love you forever. Your father, Thomas.
The real plot line of 30 Rock.